Single White Female.

I'm not sure how this flew under my radar for so long, but we need to talk about some major news coming out of England. Will and Kate (read: my very good friends) have adopted a dog. And not just any dog; a cocker spaniel (read: superior breed).


The Grey House is abuzz with this news, for obvious reasons. Clearly, Kate and I have such similar tastes, it's easy to see why we're great friends. Hello...I was at her wedding, after all.

Needless to say, Wrigley is beyond smitten - and wishes to point out that she is in fact an English Cocker Spaniel. She's also working on her match.com profile, and true to Internet form, is officially submitting a photo that was taken more than a year - and twenty pounds - ago.


Single white female seeks royal male.

Interests: breaking into trash cans, women's shoes, playing chase (which typically also involves women's shoes), and ultra-conservative politics.

Call me, Lupo! XOXO.

Am I the only one who creates elaborate back stories for their pets? Yes? OK, then.